no-class-so-trash:

cheesenpickles:

Sorryyy on We Heart It.

∭Sᴀᴛɪɴ Cᴇᴍᴇᴛᴇʀʏ∭

no-class-so-trash:

cheesenpickles:

Sorryyy on We Heart It.

∭Sᴀᴛɪɴ Cᴇᴍᴇᴛᴇʀʏ∭




cattheklutz:

ring-around-the-riddler:

dontgobilbo:

I WANT.

I MUST FIND THIS.

MUST MAKE THIS.

(Source: reluctantspider-man)



connorkawaii:

everyone imagines pirates as these fearsome romantic figures who were drunk all the time and raped everyone they saw

when in reality they had to be in bed by 8, meddling with women “without their consent” was punishable by instant death on some ships, and if they were drunk during a fight they’d be marooned



best teen wolf lines per season
  • s1: my mom does all the grocery shopping
  • s2: "you're not gay" "I could be?"
  • s3a: she's kinda hot
  • s3b: ANOTHER WEREWOLF?
  • s4: i'm worth 5 dollars??



(Source: iamnevertheone)



chiejohinna:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

I heard a story about a guy whose plane took off from LA on Christmas Eve, and touched down in Japan the next morning on the 26th. Christmas was eaten by the time differences.

chiejohinna:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

I heard a story about a guy whose plane took off from LA on Christmas Eve, and touched down in Japan the next morning on the 26th. Christmas was eaten by the time differences.



laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.




Blink-182 being on everyone’s lips.

(Source: dontpanics)



starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

(Source: trekupmysleeve)



shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual)



I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

image

I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

(Source: goodlyrottenapple)



arabellamp3:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

u’ve also won 2 grammys lorde



The scariest part about letting someone in is that they could take one look inside of you and never come back.
And I’ve Got to Protect Myself (#315: March 20, 2014)

(Source: write2014)




All Time Low perform at the APMAs with Yellowcard, New Found Glory and Vic Fuentes ()()

(Source: kstrbck)



(Source: unrightful)